DOG DOESN’T DRIVE
A particular town has a yearly dog census. The last time the census taker came by, a little five- year-old girl answered the door. The census taker asked: “Little girl, does your doggie have a license?” The little girl shook her head. “No, she doesn’t even know how to drive.” From Country, February & March, 1990, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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