OLD HOCKEY INJURY
A man came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers noticed and asked him what had happened. The man answered, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up every once in a while.” The co-worker was surprised at his answer, “I never knew you played hockey.” The man explained, “Oh, I never did play hockey; I hurt it last year during the Stanley Cup play-offs. When I lost $500 on the final game, I put my foot through the TV set!”
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