WAR OF PRETENSE
In a small college town a tavern frequented by students ran the following ad in the campus paper during the days before Parents Weekend: “Bring Your Parents For Lunch Saturday. We’ll pretend We Don’t Know You!” The ad was soon challenged by the college chaplain, who posted a revised version on the campus bulletin board. It read: “Bring Your Parent to Chapel Sunday. We’ll Pretend We Know You!”
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