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Investment analysts are telling the story of the fellow who bumped his head and went into a 20- year coma. Awaking refreshed and clearheaded in 2007, the first thing he did was to phone his broker. With the help of a computer setup, it took the broker only a few minutes to report that his 100 shares of General Motors were now worth $5.5 million, and his holdings in Xerox had increased to an amazing $15 million. “This is incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I’m rich!” At which point the telephone operator came on the line and said, “Your 3 minutes are up, sir. Would you please deposit a million dollars.”

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