SICK JOKE DEPARTMENT
A man had a check-up and then went in to see his doctor to get the results. The doctor said he had bad news and worse news for him, which did he want to hear first? The man was a bit non-plussed and said he guessed he’d hear the bad news first. The doctor said, “The bad news is that you only have twenty-four hours to live.” At this the man jumped up, totally flabbergasted and distraught. He paced the doctor’s office and complained, “Twenty-four hours to live? I can’t possibly get my affairs in order that quickly. I can’t believe this, it is incredible! What could be worse news than this?” The doctor said, “The worse news is that I was supposed to tell you this yesterday but I forgot.”
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