PULL OVER OR SCARF
Knitting behind the wheel: A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper cranked down his window and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “No,” the woman yelled back, “It’s a scarf!”
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