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A man goes to the confessional. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back. “Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you use this awful language?” asks the priest. “Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards.” “Is that when you swore?” “No, Father,” says the man. “After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball…

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