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EXCESSIVE ABSENCES Attention: All Personnel Subject: Excessive Absences The following rules are now in effect: Sickness: Absolutely no excuses. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Leave of Absence for an operation: …

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CORPORATE AMERICANS You know you work in corporate America if . . . + You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. + Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. + Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. + The company logo on your badge …

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LOVE MY JOB QUIZ 1. OUR BENEFITS PROGRAM IS… a. more than a little generous. b. fair and impartial. c. all the rubber bands you can stuff down your pants. 2. IF THE OFFICE WERE ON FIRE, I’D IMMEDIATELY GRAB… a. important files and key documents. b. valuable machinery. c. some jumbo marshmallows and a …

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Appealing Talk | Business | Christ | Desire | Employees | Excellence | Expectations | Labor | Purity | Stewardship | Success | Virtues | Zeal

ADEPT QUALITIES Phillip Crosby, the quality guru, used to give all his new employees a wooden pen holder with the word ADEPT engraved on it. The letters stand for: Accurate, Discrete, Enthusiastic, Productive, Thrifty. In business, these are the attributes of professionalism. In the realm of God, these are the attributes of a passionate follower …

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BOZO BOSSES The originator of “Dilbert” comic strip, Scott Adams, shares a few of the stories that his readers sent in to him about their own bosses: An impatient and frustrated boss was sitting in front of his computer. One of his employees walked over to ask him what the problem was. The boss blurted, …

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THREE LAMENTS Employee’s Lament: I’m working too hard. I’m not paid enough. I’m smarter than my boss. I work harder than the other employees. They’re ripping me off and taking advantage of me. They’re fortunate to have me here Manager’s Lament: My employees are clueless, lazy goof-offs. Their work is poor and their attitudes stink. …

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Bondage | Business | Employees | Employers | Encouragement | Humor | Labor | Prison | Support

IN PRISON OR AT WORK So you wonder why you can’t accomplish more at work. Here are some possible explanations: IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…you get three meals a day. AT WORK…you only get a …

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