WRONG QUESTION Lady widowed at age 30… Man called her… Good man… Said he would eventually ask important question… Went out… Will ask important question… Called… Said was ready to ask important question… Daughter answered… “Will you really be our daddy?” Man never asked a very important question.
IMPOSED PROPOSALS “Special note to Teri: If you don’t have a ring yet, it wasn’t YOUR Bob proposing marriage on that billboard.” Bob Bornack’s proposal on a sign did the trick with his Teri — Teri Ungar — but left more than 10 other Teris wondering whether it was their Bob who popped the question. …
ENOUGH SAID A young country fellow was walking with his girl on a moonlit night. He was overcome with the romance of the moment, and he blurted out, “Honey, I love you so much. Will you marry me?” She did not hesitate. “Of course, I will marry you,” she said joyfully. They walked along for …
BASKETBALL PROPOSAL They were both in college and had been dating for a while. He asked her to go to a basketball game with him. This was her first game, so he was telling her about the team. While explaining, he pointed to a tall player on the bench and identified him by name. “He …
FOUND A MAN LIKE FATHER The daughter, upon her engagement, told her mother: “I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother–who did not initially share her daughter’s enthusiasm–asked, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
GIVING HER A RING The girl asked her boyfriend, “Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?” “Sure, ” replied her boyfriend. “What’s your phone number?”
NO WRONG WAY TO PROPOSE A young man had been seeing a girl for several months. He wanted to ask her to marry him but he couldn’t get up the nerve. Finally, he asked his father what to do. “Dad”, he said, “I want to marry Jane but I haven’t the slightest idea of the …
PRIOR COMMITMENT The following conversation was overheard in a New York subway: “Be reasonable, Phyllis. I made this date with Rita months before we were married!”