TWISTED TOAST Here’s to you, as good as you are. /Here’s to me as bad as I am. As good as you are and as bad as I am, I’m as good as you are, as bad as I am. From an old Irish Toast
SUCCESSFUL SLIDE DOWN LIFE A most pleasant good wish was uttered by a fellow named Kemmons Wilson. “As you slide down the bannister of life,” he said, “may all the splinters be pointed in the right direction.”
CHAMPAGNE & SHAM FRIENDS Here is a toast to real friends: Here’s champagne to real friends and real pain to sham friends.