Turkeys

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JUST A MINUTE A food editor of the local newspaper received a telephone call from a woman inquiring how long to cook a 22-pound turkey. “Just a minute,” said the food editor, turning to consult a chart. “Thank you very much,” replied the novice cook, and hung up! From Sunshine Magazine, June, 1973

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TURKEY TURKEY In an attempt to develop better eating habits, our family began eating “turkey franks,” “turkey ham,” “turkey bacon,” and “turkey burgers.” When Thanksgiving came, I made a beautiful traditional dinner with all the trimmings. But only after my husband started to carve the bird did I realize how health- conscious we had become …

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TURKEYS & WALNUTS Some Americans who live in Afghanistan wanted to find a turkey that was suitable for Thanksgiving Dinner, but the turkeys were too skinny. Someone remembered that if you feed a turkey walnuts it will quickly gain weight. The American got some walnuts, shelled them, and threw the walnuts on the ground. But …

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