STOP THAT VOW! Two shipwrecked sailors had been adrift on a raft for days. Desperate, one knelt and began to pray: “Oh Lord, I know I haven’t lived a good life. I’ve drunk too much booze. I’ve lied and cheated. I’ve done so many things I’m ashamed of, but Lord, if you’ll just save me, …
WEDDING RING CHANGES The wedding ring is that small piece of jewelry placed on the finger that cuts off your circulation.
FIRST & LAST MARRIAGE A young couple filled out a marriage license. Beside a blank on the license was the word “Marriage.” The prospective groom wrote the word, “First.” The prospective bride wrote, “Last.”
BETTER WEDDING OFFER During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and cherish’ and all that stuff, I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave …
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SHALLOW COMMITMENT A cartoon by Jim Berry depicts a pastor who is performing a marriage ceremony for a young couple with the words: “To have and to hold, until the going gets tough.”
ABSOLUTE MARRIAGE In the pamphlet “The Tribute,” James Dobson tells about a letter sent to him by the daughter of a man who wrote this letter for his wife and her mother. The letter conveyed the message the man had shared with his wife forty-two years earlier prior to their marriage. The letter read like …
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MARRIAGE SENTENCE Question: If “I am.” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language, what is the longest? Answer: The longest sentence is “I Do.”