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IGNORED WARNINGS Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, the teacher stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Son, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze, and I would stay like that.” The …

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GRIZZLY BEAR PRECAUTIONS In light of the rising frequency of grizzly bear encounters with humans, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. “We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not …

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COMPUTER VIRUS HOAX If you are currently hooked up to the internet–with e-mail and all that–then you are probably accustomed to virus alerts and virus alert hoaxes. Here is the ultimate virus alert hoax– more humorous than helpful: Virus Alert #2 (Virus erased #1) If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it immediately. …

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BEEPER BACK UP A little boy and his mother were in the check-out line at the grocery store. There was an enormous man who was standing in front of them. When the man’s pager began to beep, he stepped back from his shopping cart to reach for his beeper. The boy panicked and turned to …

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DANGEROUS BREAD “W. Dow Jones” wrote: Bread is Dangerous Important warning for those who have been drawn unsuspectingly into the use of bread: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the …

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DUCK TURKEY The man on the scaffold was painting the building when he dropped his paint brush. As he leaned over the rail to watch his brush fall, he yelled, “Quack, quack, gobble, gobble.” Below a man walking under the scaffold was hit by the brush. “Why didn’t you warn me?” the man yelled up …

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