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AIR-CONDITIONED COUNTRY A man from Nigeria moved to the United States. After a few years, one of his friends came to visit him. The man brought a coat to the airport so his friend would not be cold. Upon their greeting, the man’s Nigerian friend remarked in amazement: “I never knew this country was air-conditioned!” …

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MISSING ALL THE WEATHER As a Midwest snowstorm swirled around us, I sighed wistfully to our six-year-old, “Your grandparents are in sunny Florida, where it’s warm and the grass is green.” “Too bad,” was her immediate response. “They’re missing out on all of this great weather.” Jan Leahy, Bucyrus, Kansas

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WEATHER LOGIC Tourist: “What’s that you have there?” Old Timer: “That there’s a weather gauge.” Tourist: “How can you possibly tell the weather with a piece of rope?” Old Timer: “It’s simple. When it swings back and forth, it’s windy, and when it gets wet, it’s raining.”

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MOVING THE FARM SOUTH The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son …

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HOW COLD IS IT? +50 New York tenants turn on the heat…Minnesotans plant gardens. +40 Californians shiver uncontrollably… Minnesotans sunbathe. +35 Italian cars don’t start. +32 Distilled water freezes. +30 You can see your breath…you plan a Florida vacation…politicians began to worry about the homeless…Minnesotans eat ice cream. +25 Boston water freezes…Californians weep pitiably…cat insists …

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