A motorist driving along an almost deserted backwoods road, noticed that his car was overheating. He spotted a man sitting on the steps of a broken-down old farmhouse. He pulled up and asked the man for some water. As he poured the water into the car’s radiator, the motorist struck up a conversation with the farmer:
“How’s your wheat coming along?”
“I didn’t plant any.”
“Really? I thought this was excellent wheat country.”
“Well, I was afraid it wouldn’t rain.”
“I see! But how’s your corn crop. I saw lots of good looking corn fields along the way.”
“I’ve got no corn either.”
“You didn’t plant corn?” Why not?”
“I was afraid…
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