Never Get Around To It!

"the wedding hall was filled with guests"

Matthew 22:10
Isaiah 25:6-10; Psalms 23:1-6; Philippians 4:12-14,19-20; Matthew 22:1-14

I suppose you’ve all heard at least a few of the “how do you know you are getting older?” quips. But this morning, I am happy to report that someone has finally compiled the ultimate, TOP 10 list of reasons. So here goes.

You know you are getting older when:

Number 10: Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Number 9: The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

Number 8: Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

Number 7: You get winded playing chess.

Number 6: You begin turning out lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

Number 5: Your back goes out more than you do.

Number 4: A fortune…

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