“And everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not do them will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand” (Matthew 7:26).
[With the ever-increasing convenience and popularity of internet dating, literally, millions of couples are finding true love in cyberspace. The following wedding sermon has been specially prepared for such unions.]
(First Name) and (First Name), all of us gathered here rejoice in being a part of your special day. Like you two, more and more couples in America and around the world are meeting via the Internet: email, chat rooms, and so on. When they finally meet in real life, some- times it doesn’t work out. Sometimes they hit it off.
All these high-tech dating possibilities owe part of their existence to something very low-tech – silicon. Silicon is the most abundant element in the earth’s crust after oxygen. Without it, computer chips would be much more expensive and difficult to make, and without them, no Internet romance.
Where am I going with this? Well, anytime you go to a beach, you could find silicon in the sand. Sand gets blown around. It gets washed…