SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE
Talking about starting over! Perhaps this next one is a bit overboard on getting a good start with coffee: 1. You answer the door BEFORE people knock. 2. You have converted your car’s radiator so you can brew a pot on the way to work. 3.When someone asks, “How are you?” you reply, “Good to the last drop.” 4.The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you. 5.Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. 6.Your face is on one of the Columbian postage stamps. 7.Your coffee thermos is on wheels. 8.You can play ping pong without a partner. 9.Your coffee filters are monogrammed. 10.You chew on other people’s fingernails. 11.You don’t need a hammer to pound nails. 12.You speed walk in your sleep. 13.Your birthday is a national holiday in the nation of Columbia. 14. Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze. 15.You can jump-start your car without cables. 16.You listen to speed metal just so you can…
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