MY OWN EPITAPH
He was an average guy who could carry a tune. – BING CROSBY Excuse my dust. – DOROTHY PARKER On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia. – W.C. FIELDS I’ll be right back. – JOHNNY CARSON I died laughing. – PHYLLIS DILLER He finally met a deadline. LARRY KING It’s always a beautiful day in this neighborhood – FRED ROGERS Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown. – PAUL NEWMAN Over my dead body! – GEORGE KAUFMAN What are you looking at? – IAN SHOALES
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