TAXES OR PROFITS
A visitor to the Ozarks admired a Hereford heifer grazing on the hillside and drove around the hill to the farmer’s home. “How much will you take for your white-faced heifer?” he saked. The farmer scratched his head for a moment, then asked, “Are you a tax-assessor, or has she been hit by a train?” From “The Way I Heer’d It” by Jim Reed, The Ozarks Mountaineer, May-June, 1985
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