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KEEP MOM RUNNING SMOOTHLY
Perhaps mothers should come with a maintenance agreement which provides for a complete overhaul every five years, three kids, or 300,000 miles, whichever comes first. Here are several points which ought to be included: Fuel – While most mothers will run indefinitely on hot coffee, pizza and hamburgers, an occasional gourmet meal for two in elegant surroundings will add immeasurably to increased efficiency. Motor – A mother’s motor is probably one of the most dependable anywhere. A mother can start and reach top speed from a prone position at a single cry from a sleeping child. To keep that motor at peak efficiency, regular breaks are recommended. A leisurely bath and nap every 1,000 miles, a baby sitter every 10,000 miles and a two-week live in sitter every 100,000 miles will do wonders. Battery – Batteries should be recharged regularly. Roses, candy, or other thoughtful and unexpected gifts often do the trick. Chassis – A mother operates best when her…