T-BALL STRIKEOUT
Gladys Thronapple is fixing lunch when in walks her son, Wilberforce, all decked out in his baseball outfit. Mom asks, “How did Little League go?” Wilberforce growls, “Terrible. I struck out three times.” Trying to console her son, Mom says, “That’s all part of the game, honey.” Wilberforce explodes with exasperation, “Mom, it’s T-Ball!” From The Born Loser, by Chip Sansom, July 19, 1991
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