HORSE MECHANIC
A man was taking a drive in the country when his car suddenly stopped running. He had coasted to the side of the road and lifted the hood when an old horse came trotting by. The horse never slowed down. He just looked at the man and said, “Better check the gasoline!” The man was shocked. He ran to the nearest farm house and frantically knocked on the door. When an old farmer opened the door, the man told the farmer what had happened. “Was this a horse with a floppy ear?” asked the farmer. “Yes, Yes!” the man exclaimed. “Oh, well,” the farmer drawled, “don’t believe everything he says; he doesn’t know the first thing about cars.”
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