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SURGICAL POWERS
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills “A man came to me who had his hand cut off,” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.” “That’s nothing,” said another. “A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.” “I can top both of you,” said the third. “One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse’s posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate.”