IMPERFECT DELAY
Calvin and Hobbes are hiding behind their snowman and Calvin says, “Oh man, Susie’s right in range! It’s a clear shot! I can’t miss!” Hobbes turns and says, “I thought you were going to do ten spontaneous acts of good will a day.” Calvin says, “It’s not even noon. I’ll do ’em after lunch.” Hobbes says, “Look, doing ten good acts isn’t going to impress Santa if you do BAD things all morning!” Then Calvin asks, “Suppose I just graze her jaw and knock some fillings loose. That would be in the gray area, don’t you think?” Then Hobbes turns, with arms folded and says, “Don’t expect to play with all MY presents when you don’t get any.” From Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson, December 19, 1992 Calvin: Day Three
Temptation Three –
To view this resource, log in or sign up for a subscription plan
