STANDING ROOM ONLY
When Mark Twain was on one of his lecture tours, he was getting a haircut in a small town, and the barber asked him if he planned to attend the lecture that evening by “Mr. Mark Twain.” Twain said he thought he might. The barber said, “It’s sold out, so if you don’t already have a ticket, you’ll have to stand.” Twain said, “Just my luck! I always have to stand when that fellow lectures!”
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