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MAYFLOWER EXCEPTION
A lady was boring everyone at the table with nonstop recital of personal superiority. Hers was the towns most expensive house, most luxurious car, most successful business — ad nauseam. “And, of course,” she droned on, “my ancestors came over on the Mayflower.” “How fortunate for you,” smiled one member of her captive audience. “The immigration laws have been tightened considerably since then.”