BACON- TREE OR HAM-BUSH
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. After weeks without eating, one man said, “Why are we starving? Let’s go over to that bacon tree and get some bacon.” The second said, “There’s no such thing as a bacon tree.” “There is too a bacon tree,” insisted the first man. He proceeded to march over to the other side of the island. After several hours he returned with his body full of arrows. “You were right,” he gasped to his friend. “That wasn’t a bacon tree. It was a hAM-BUSH.” Contributed by Jack Scott
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