LOW- MAINTENANCE KISSES
A woman who was approaching her four-score and ten years was always blessed with little gifts from her friends and relatives for her birthday and Christmas which were usually in the form of knick-knacks for the house. Finally when she reached the age of ninety, the aging woman was asked by a friend what she wanted this year. “Give me a kiss,” was the reply, “so I won’t have to dust it.”
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