FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF THE CHURCH
Why don’t we elect Alice Jones to an office? That will get her involved with the church again and off the inactive list. Oh, just leave that for the janitor. He will put it away. I’m sure the pastor has been made aware of this. This item does not need to be included in the budget. If we need extra funds, the money will be there. Most people will think that this is significant enough to attend. When this program is implemented in the church, it will increase membership, attendance, and giving. The last time we did this it worked. We’ve always done it this way. We can’t delete the Armstrong family from the directory; they’ve only been gone for three years. No one will mind if you throw out that picture (item). From United Methodist Church, Osceola, Indiana
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