LOOKING FOR AN ITCHY POOCHIE
A veterinarian put a dog on the examining table to treat it for a skin irritation. The dog squirmed out of his grip, leaped off the table, and sailed through the open window into the parking lot. The vet chased him and was down on his hands and knees looking under the cars when the parking-lot attendant walked over. “Oh, please help me,” said the vet. “I’m looking for an itchy poochie.” “Sorry,” the attendant replied, “I can’t tell one Japanese car from another.” From The Rotarian, by Lowell Yoder
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