HALLOWED BE FOOTBALL
Our football, which art on television, hallowed be thy game. The fullback run, the passes be flung, in Miami as it is in Dallas. Give us this day our four quarters and forgive our trips to the bathroom as we forgive our fumblers. And lead us not into conversation, but deliver us from thinking; for this is the distillate of the opiate of the masses forever. Amen. Anonymous
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