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EXCUSES, EXCUSES
Tired of hearing the same, time-worn excuses for why people don’t attend church services, the Reverend Sydney Laing of Dublin, Ireland wrote this humorous piece for his parish paper – “Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash” 1. I was made to wash as a child. 2. People who wash are hypocrites…they think they are cleaner than other people. 3. There are so many different kinds of soap – I could never decide which one was right. 4. I use to wash, but it got boring so I stopped. 5. I still wash on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter. 6. None of my friends wash. 7. I’m still young- when I’m older and have gotten a bit dirtier I might start washing. 8. I really don’t have time. 9. The bathroom’s never warm enough. 10. People who make soap are only after your money. From The Evangel, Saratoga, CA

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