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SHORTAGES IN HEAVEN
A couple were on the way to their wedding and were killed in an automobile accident. They went to the Gate of Heaven and were met by St. Peter. They asked, “St. Peter, we really wanted to get married on earth but we were killed before we got to the church. Do you think you could arrange for us to get married as we come into Heaven so we could become husband and wife for eternity?” Peter replied, “I think so! Just wait here and I will go make the arrangements.” Three weeks later he finally reappeared and said, “Everything is in readiness. We can have the ceremony now.” They replied, “St. Peter, we have been doing a lot of thinking during the three weeks you’ve been gone and we wonder if we find that we are not compatible, will it be possible to get a divorce so that we won’t have to spend eternity as man and wife?” Peter shook…

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