HUNTING HUSBAND
Soon after a woman obtained a cat from the Humane Society, she phoned back to say they would not keep it. “I’m awfully sorry,” she said, “It’s a dear, and we are fond of it, but the cat is a bird killer, and we just can’t have a bird killer. “I’m sure my husband would be glad to make a contribution to the Humane Society for your trouble,” she added, “but he is up north shooting deer.” From 10,000 Jokes, Toasts & Stories, edited by Copeland, published by Garden City Books
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