DEAD GOPHER GIFT
Preacher’s kids always seem to come up with incredible wit. Why is it, though, they are also known for less desirable antics? My second son discovered a dead gopher in the church yard and decided it would be fun to see Mom scream. So, he carefully wrapped the gopher in some paper towels and presented his “gift” to mother with a twinkle in his eyes. Immediately she knew something was up. Even so, when she unwrapped it, she let out a blood curdling scream and jumped back. David howled with delight even though he took a good scolding. Not content, however, he decided this could be done with his teacher at the Christian school. Monday morning, having wrapped his “gift” (without his parents knowing) in a shoe box (Mom would not recognize it that way), and, first thing in the morning, before the entire class, presented his teacher with the “gift.” She “ooed” and “aahed” and really made a scene at…
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