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THE LADY SAID
“PEW” A story is told of a cowboy who went to church for the first time in his life. Hew was enthusiastic about the experience. He was telling a friend about what had happened. He said, “I rode up on my horse and tied up my horse by a tree in the corral.” The friend said, “You don’t mean ‘corral;’ you mean ‘parking lot.'” “I don’t know, maybe that is what they called it,” he said. “Then I went in through the main gate.” “You don’t mean the main gate; you mean the front door of the church.” “Well, anyway, a couple of fellows took me down the long chute.” “You don’t mean the long chute; you mean the center aisle.” “I guess that is what they call it. Then they put me in one of those little box stalls!” “You don’t mean a box stall; you mean a pew!” “Oh yes! Now I remember!” said the cowboy, “That’s what…