VERY NEWLY MARRIED
An older lady was busy at home one day, when a knock was heard at the door. Upon opening the door, she was greeted by a five year old girl and a four year old boy whom she knew lived in the neighborhood. The little girl stated that she and “her husband” were coming to visit. The lady played along with their little game and invited them in. She took them to the sofa just like they were grown up and asked them if they would like some lemonade and cookies. They said they would. After they had finished the lemonade, the lady asked them if they would like some more. The little girl said, “No thank you, we really must be leaving now. My husband has just wet his pants.” From Melynie Tooley, Hagerstown, Maryland
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