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James Dyke sent in the following Humor Contest winner: A Hollywood producer calls his friend, another Hollywood producer, on the telephone. “Hello?” answers his friend. “Hi, Bernie,” says the first producer, “this is Harold! How are you doing?” “Great!” says the friend, “I just signed a multi-million dollar deal with a major studio; I just sold a screenplay for over a million dollars to a hot new director; I also have a new T.V. series that’s coming on the air next month, and everyone says it’s going to be a big, big hit. I’m doing great! How are you?” “Fine,” says the first producer. “Listen, Bernie, I’ll call you back when you’re alone.”