CHRISTMAS BRAND NAMES
Chuck Crammer’s poetic commentary about the holiday season: Lord… and Taylor, Ben Franklin, J.C. Penney, Macys, Gumps, Shreve, Crump, low-watt crock pot. Our Father… expects multiplex, mother mentioned molinex, Pyrex, Proctor Silex, and Uncle Tex gets turtlenecks, plaid or checks? Christian… Dior, Mr. Coffee, Spiderman, Wonderwoman, Fanny Farmer, Formfit Rogers, Russell Stovers, digital clocks, argyle socks. English leather, British Sterling, sterling silver, Lady Shick, sure stick, non-stick, Water Pic, nick-nak, Radio Shack, dry sack, tie rack, Take-it- back. Stop! Shop! Buy! Pay! Automatic, lay-a-way, Bargain Mart, Cuisinart, Calvin Klein, Apres-ski, GE, Givenchy, White sails, Bloomingdales, Faberge, negligee, RCA. SL, R2- d2, 3M, Am/Fm, LL Bean, velveteen, Bristol Cream. Browse, covet, fret, order, video cassette recorder, Woofer, tweeter, Weed Eater. Wild Turkey, Wolfschmidt, Big Bird, Artic Cats, sick as a dog, Digel, Duracell, undersell, Over charge, over rated, under stated, silverplated, prefaded, polyester insulated, monograms, candied yams, traffic jams. Parker Brothers, Presto burgers, major credit cards accepted. One step, two cycle, three…
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