THE BEAM IN THE EYE
Father Murphy stopped in the local barber shop for a shave and haircut to find the barber hung over from a heavy weekend. He endured the shaking hand but when the shave was over decided a brief sermon was in order. “Look at this cut on my throat!” he exclaimed. “And this one by the ear, and this other one on my upper lip, it might have cost me my nose. And all due to whiskey!” The barber replied, “You’re right, Father, drinking does make the skin very tender.”
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