ONE TRACK MIND
boss commented to his secretary about one of his men: “Harry has such a bad memory, it’s a wonder he remembers to breathe. I asked him to pick up a newspaper on his way back from lunch, but I’m not ever sure he’ll remember his way back to the office.” Just then Harry burst in the door, brimming with enthusiasm. He exclaimed, “Guess what, boss! At lunch I ran into old man Jones who hasn’t given us an order in seven years. Before he left I talked him into a million-dollar contract!” The sales manager sighed and looked at his secretary, “What did I tell you? He forgot the newspaper.” From On The Upbeat
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