IN TIME WE LOOK SILLIER
Peter C. Schroder, Jr. of San Pedro sent in this one I heard years ago and had forgotten. It seems that in seminary two men competed for top honors. Their rivalry became the talk of the campus. After graduation they went their separate ways, one to the parish, the other to the military chaplaincy. Many years passed when by chance they met at an airport. The first had become a bishop with robes and a portly protrusion to match. The second had achieved the rank of General. The Bishop spoke first to the General: “Porter, where do I go to get flight 569?” The Chaplain replied, “Frankly, I wouldn’t recommend you fly in your condition, Madam!”
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