THIS MAY BE STRETCHIN’ IT A LITTLE
Joe Cannon (West Lane News) suggests these ways to know when you need to lose weight: When tourists say to you, “I didn’t know the Pillsbury Doughboy lived here.” When you rent a canoe and they put large weights at the opposite end of the thing to balance it. When you take a trip to the zoo and the children start throwing peanuts your way. When five people trying to get a tan ask you to move because you’re blocking out the sun. When a child asks if he can use the life preserver around your waist and you’re not wearing one.
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