SURE FIRE TIME PIECE
Victor Borge told a friend that he could tell time by his piano. His friend was incredulous, so Borge volunteered to demonstrate. He pounded out a crashing march. Immediately there came a banging on the wall and a shrill voice screamed, “Stop that noise. Don’t you know it’s 1:30 in the morning?” Bits & Pieces
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