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SAY GOODBYE TO THIS EARTH
There was an old man on the isle of Crete and during his lifetime he loved many things. He loved his wife, his children, his job. But most of all he loved the land. He loved the very ground he walked on, worked and fought for. When it was time for him to die, he had his sons bring him outside his stone cottage and lay him on the hard earth. He reached down, grabbed a handful of Crete’s soil and was gone. He arrived at the gates of heaven and the Lord God came out dressed in the long robes of a judge and said to him, “Old man, come in.” As the old man moved towards the gates, the Lord noticed something in his hand and said, “What is that you are clutching in your hand?” He said, “It is Crete. I go nowhere without it.” The Lord said, “Leave it, or you will not be allowed…

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