FAITH
Here is a terrible joke you just might have nerve neough to use (or smart enough to avoid). It’s about the pastor who boards an airplane for one of his first air flights. About to take off, the flight attendant notices his clerical garb and also his panicky look and his white knuckles as he grips the seat in semi-terror. She comes over to the pastor and says, “Sir I’m surprised at you. You are obviously a man of faith – you shouldn’t be so nervous about flying. Don’t you have any faith in God?” The cleric looked at her and said, “Look young lady, the promise in scripture is, ‘Lo, I am with you always.’ It doesn’t say anything about ‘High.'”
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