OBLIVIOUS
It seems this particular fellow frequently came home drunk and he was so far gone that he would fall into bed fully clothed, pass out and then snore loudly all night long. Finally, his wife was losing so much sleep because of his snoring that she went to her doctor and said, “Doc, I can’t take it any longer. If you’ll only tell me how to keep him from snoring, I’ll pay you anything.” The doctor said there was no problem at all. He could give her the answer and he wouldn’t even charge her. He told her that whenever her husband passed out and started to snore she was to take a ribbon and tie it around his nose, and his snoring would stop. Well, that night her husband came in as usual, fell across the bed, fully dressed, passed out and started snoring. The wife got up, pulled a blue ribbon from her dresser, and tied it around his nose. Sure…
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