THE SEVEN STAGES OF THE MARRIED COLD
Here’s another good one from Rick Mandl of Eagle Rock, California that he gleaned from the Saturday Evening Post in which are revealed a sequence of actions where the husband reacted to his wife’s colds during seven years of marriage. 1st Year “Sugar dumpling. I’m really worried about my baby girl. You’ve got a bad sniffle and there’s no telling about these things with all the strep going around. I’m putting you in the hospital this afternoon for a general check-up and a good rest. I know the food’s lousy, but I’ll be bringing your meals in from Rozzini’s. I’ve already got it all arranged with the floor superintendent.” 2nd Year “Listen darling, I don’t like the sound of that cough and I’ve called Doc Miller to rush over here. Now you go to bed like a good girl, just for Poppa.” 3rd Year “Maybe you better lie down honey. Nothing like a little rest when you…
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