There is the story of the “changed man” who was asked,
“You stopped smoking because she asked you to?”
“Yes,” he answered.
“And you stopped drinking because she asked you?”
“Yes.”
“And you stopped swearing because she asked you?”
“Yes.”
“And you stopped gambling because she asked you?”
“Yes”
“And yet you never married her?”
“Well, you see, after I reformed like that I found I could do better.”
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